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Jade Turtle 

A Jade Turtle is special sex act performed on a man provided at an Asian massage parlor. The masseuse, dripping a small amount of oil onto the mans flaccid penis, gently squeezes the foreskin over the head, pinching it loosely with thumb and forefinger. The opposite hand then tickles the balls or nipples until the penis becomes erect, pushing and poking out of the foreskin like a curious turtles head.
'Man, I stopped at this Asian Massage parlor last week, and before I got my happy ending, the masseuse gave me a Jade Turtle!"
Jade Turtle by Dr Knob September 24, 2010
A shortened version of the word bitch. Commonly used when it is inappropriate to swear. Mostly used as an insult.
English Teacher: Did you get your homework done last night?
Student: No.
English Teacher: Why not?
Student: Because you're a bish
bish by groundedpidgeon December 21, 2003
The best person you'll get as your bestie and who will stand up for even if you don't want them to their your every thing. Any boy would be lucky to have her
Addy -best gift ever
addy by Hayhay3716 April 22, 2017

Heeseungslegs 

the REAL heeseung's legs on tiktok 🙄
Heeseungslegs 😍😍

Cactus Subtweet 

On Twitter a subtweet that gets Direct Messaged to you so you know it is about you.
Julia cactus subtweeted me today, i know because she DM'd it to me.

These cactus subtweets are getting out of hand
Cactus Subtweet by ZiggitZaggle October 15, 2021
Haiqa is an amazing beautiful cute lass ,who has the best looks with the best eyes ever that can make a lad fall in love .
Haiqas love life is VERY important for her and is usually think about her special someone most of the time .she doesn’t really “have a specific type on paper” but does love a guy with brown eyes ;)
Her personality is a 10/10 and probably the nicest and trustworthy person you’ll come across .
She’s definitly somone you can trust with your secrets. Haiqa is also someone who deserves a good lad and if he’s the one she’d give him EVERYTHING;)
Guy1=I really really like Haiqa
Guy2=you’d be so cute with her wow !
Haiqa by Cute lasses June 11, 2018
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