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Crystal crib 

Damn dude, the cops busted up my crystal crib
Crystal crib by ninjaweiner April 15, 2012
spałn is polish wersion of spawn, it means the place someone lives at or is most of the time, it isn't particularly connected to specific address but to general location like a city or general place of interest like football field if someone is known to play a lot of football .
friend 1: hey where are you?
friend 2: I'm at spawn, u?
friend 1: I'm in xx ,wanna meet up?
friend 2: yea, let's meet at the bridge

spałn in this example means hometown/apartment
spałn by fr4kt4l August 21, 2025

Lesboozian

Straight women that turn into lesbians after a few alcoholic beverages.
Joe: "Did you see Sara totally make out with that girl at the bar last night? I thought Sara was straight?"

Doug: "Yeah, she is but give her a few drinks and she turns into a total lesboozian."
Lesboozian by kinksfan77 January 26, 2010

Grimalkin 

a) A female cat.
b) An old, bad-tempered woman
Curse you Grimalkin.
Grimalkin by JessieGrimalkin August 17, 2010
when someone makes a bootsie mistake.

bootsie+oopsie = boopsie
That was his boopsie that he kissed your twin sister instead of you
boopsie by fried chicken menace October 17, 2008
Thomeka - pronounced Thom-me-ka... Never say her name incorrectly or you never get to say much else to her.
Beautiful in all the sense of beauty. A true charmer. Usually a daddy's girl so in order to keep her happy, you must treat her as if she is the only one.
She's faithful when truly in love and expects the same from her partner. Love is as important to as the air she breathes. She is awesome in any and everything she decides to do. Motherhood is important to her. Cooking is a strong feature of her. Caring for the downtrodden is all second nature of her. She will never turn away a stranger or deny someone in need. Her generosity is unsurmountable. Thomeka is very protective of all those she loves to the point that she is willing to go to battle for them.

Thomeka is a full package so don't be surprised when this lovely, loving, luscious lady turns femme Fatale when you cross her. If the hurt is not too deep, she'll forgive you but will always be on alert if you mess up again. Don't mess up again and you have friend to the end.
Ralph: Who is that fine girl?
Debbie: My best friend, Thomeka. But don't try her, she will see through your bull and correct you.
Thomeka by Lena Kendricks November 25, 2021
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