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true love 

True love means that if you were in heaven without her you would cry for eternity. It means that you would rather suffer with her for all eternity in hell than live happily for all eternity without her in heaven. You want to take away her sorrows and live them for the rest of your life. You don't care about your own life because you would give it up for her.
Bob: OMG Jim I think I love Susy!
Jim: Are you sure it's true love?
Bob: I dunno maybe...
Jim: If someone held a gun up to her head, would you take the bullet?
Bob: HELL YA!!!
true love by vlexia October 24, 2007

Muff pinch 

A sign of mental and emotional dominance whereby a male in a relationship spontaneously and without warning reaches over to his seated female mate and casually but firmly pinches her labia together until he becomes bored with the exercise.
He knew he had her under his thumb when he applied the muff pinch and it went unprotested.
Muff pinch by Democrate April 10, 2012
TFC Thanks for coming, an acronym normally used by someone when congratulating themselves on something they have done. Could also be thought of as a form of BSF.
Kicked a lazy 4 goals on the weekend, TFC.
TFC by johnlongmire June 20, 2011

Mikel Keith Yorgason 

one who is always right because he never argues when he is wrong, a charmer with the ladies even when he doesn't want to be, religious though not overbearingly, and pretty much an all around physical form of awesomeness.
Mikel Keith Yorgason, I am worshipping you in my head.

If Mikel Keith Yorgason doesn't love me as much as I love him, I will cut off my feet and call myself stumpy.

I HATE Mikel Keith Yorgason cause ever since he helped my girlfriend through that fight we were having she has been spending more and more time with him instead of me.
Mikel Keith Yorgason by yugoslavic September 2, 2009

April 13th 

This is nation kiss your homie day. Just walk up to your best bro and give them a (consensual) kiss on the forehead or cheek
Chad: hey bro do you know what day it is?
Brad: it's April 13th aka national kiss your homie day!
*They engage in a homiesexual kiss*

Epiccat767

Its a person
A person who is NOT very cool
Unlike hero who is VERY cool.
Epic is bad.
I AGREE

Hero is cool.
I AGREE
We are talking about Epiccat767
I AGREE
Epiccat767 by Heroofaltland May 14, 2022
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