True love means that if you were in heaven without her you would cry for eternity. It means that you would rather suffer with her for all eternity in hell than live happily for all eternity without her in heaven. You want to take away her sorrows and live them for the rest of your life. You don't care about your own life because you would give it up for her.
Bob: OMG Jim I think I love Susy!
Jim: Are you sure it's true love?
Bob: I dunno maybe...
Jim: If someone held a gun up to her head, would you take the bullet?
Bob: HELL YA!!!
A sign of mental and emotional dominance whereby a male in a relationship spontaneously and without warning reaches over to his seated female mate and casually but firmly pinches her labia together until he becomes bored with the exercise.
He knew he had her under his thumb when he applied the muffpinch and it went unprotested.
TFC Thanks for coming, an acronym normally used by someone when congratulating themselves on something they have done. Could also be thought of as a form of BSF.
one who is always right because he never argues when he is wrong, a charmer with the ladies even when he doesn't want to be, religious though not overbearingly, and pretty much an all around physical form of awesomeness.
Mikel Keith Yorgason, I am worshipping you in my head.
If Mikel Keith Yorgason doesn't love me as much as I love him, I will cut off my feet and call myself stumpy.
I HATE Mikel Keith Yorgason cause ever since he helped my girlfriend through that fight we were having she has been spending more and more time with him instead of me.