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screwcifer

a passive aggressive type person who screws you over while being deceiving
I am no longer friends with that screwcifer, he told me we were friends then he stabbed me in the back and stole my friends.
screwcifer by thornbilly September 10, 2015

Collaboglot 

Noun
1. A person who knows and is able to use several collaboration tools or platforms.

Adjective
1. Knowing or using several collaboration tools or platforms. “A collaboglot executive”
Kim went into pandemic lockdown only knowing how to use Skype. After 80 days of only virtual interaction with her friends, family and colleagues, she emerged a proud, but tired, collaboglot - able to seamlessly move among Skype, Microsoft Teams, Zoom, Google Meet, Discord, WebEx, Wickr, FaceTime, Facebook Messenger Video, Slack, Handshake
Collaboglot by VelkyMedved May 30, 2020

International dick grab day

The action of grabbing one's dick.Celebrated on April 17.With it or not,prepare to have your pp grabbed.
She grabbed my pp and said happy International Dick Grab Day.

Italian Tortilla 

When you take a tortilla and shove it up a woman's anus and then twist it three times, pull it out, and eat it like a taco
Johnny asked Sarah for a Italian Tortilla and she slapped him with it.
Italian Tortilla by thafisher51 March 20, 2025
a fart and a moon together. in order to really be a true foon, you have to put your bare ass close to someones face and fart. it just great.
Before my sister woke up this morning, i snuck into her room and bare ass farted right in her face to wake her up. it was quite a foon! thats right, i fooned her good! then i got kicked in the nuts.
foon by Chocolate bardonkey October 30, 2008

condomplating 

To think whether or not to wear a condom before sex.
Girl: So we're gonna practice safe sex right?
Guy: I'm condomplating.
condomplating by blackcatbone April 10, 2016
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