Rood

(Adjective) To be drunk in the presence of one's own family.

Guy #1: "Dude, I got way too rood last night."
Guy #2: "At your cousin's bar mitzvah? Awkward."

OR

Girl #1: "Gurl, I hate funerals!"
Girl #2: "Take my patron. Get rood."

Rood by Duttee' Rimes July 13, 2012

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antics brunwald

The name for a dad that yells at his kids about everything they do. Usually the dad yells at his kids because he is stressed out from his job as a scientist trying to cure cancer.

I got a B on my report card, Antics Brunwald is going to chew my ass out.

antics brunwald by sonofantics July 3, 2010

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@#$%^&*()%^%#@#%&!

When you are typing and you don't want to type a swear word.

HEY! YOUR SUCH A @#$%^&*()%^%#@#%&!
GASP!!!!!!!! HOW RUDE!!!!!!!!

@#$%^&*()%^%#@#%&! by frosty weirgo January 29, 2019

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allahgations

Reports of supposed wrongdoing made by one or more devout Muslims.

Jeff Dunham's puppet-pal Achmed the Dead Terrorist makes lots of heavy-duty allahgations regarding past acquaintances, ex-wives, celebrities and politicians, and even Jeff himself, but he never seems to have much evidence to actually back up said lurid reports.

allahgations by QuacksO June 25, 2020

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signorant

To give your signature or consent on a form where you have not read all of the fine print. Many of us fall susceptible to this when checking off the 'I Agree' box in user-agreements for websites or software.

Person 1: Oh, I already signed the contract.
Person 2: ...that was fast. Did you remember to read all the fine print?
Person 1: No. Why?
Person 2: How could you be so damn signorant?

signorant by martage August 18, 2009

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similar spellings

1: Two words or more that sound the same but have completely different meanings.

2: A remark meaning that one person has the same thoughts/feelings as the other.

1: Base-an easily aquired drug if you go to the right places and don't get caught. Druggie:That is some good base, man...
Bass-lower frequency of sound. DJ: Turn that bass up and get dem beats pumpin'...

2:#1-Hey man, i'm broke till friday, could yeh lend us a tenner?
#2-Similar spellings dude, i'm brassic too.

similar spellings by Stevie RC August 12, 2005

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Highlights

Highlights for Children, referred as simply Highlights, is an American children's magazine.

I subscribed to Highlights magazine as a child.

Highlights by richardc020 August 23, 2010

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