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van halen 

One of the greatest bands ever until that pussy Sammy Hagar became the lead singer.
I was one of the best guitar players ever. Then, I decided to play keyboards. I needed a pussy singer. I fired Dave then hired the biggest pussy I could think of. Sammy Hagar.
van halen by Pud June 28, 2005
Someone who doesn’t understand a joke
Anna dont get so triggerd it’s just a joke
Anna by Gangitygangster June 13, 2020
An older woman (35+) who preys upon young sexual toys. While most cougars prefer their victims under 25 years of age, some rare types will stalk those as old as ten years their junior. Cougars frequently wear push-up bras and glitter, prowling about karaoke bars and jello wrestling pits for firm, youthful flesh. Not uncommonly, a real cougar would say they aren't one. That way their target would be falsely reassured before the fatal pounce.
"Ellen is a cougar. She is flat-out lying, and she is looking to hurt us, store our bodies up some tree and quietly and contentedly much on our carcasses at her leisure."
Cougar by PROWL'er September 7, 2011

animefag 

An individual who centers their persona or personality around a subject of Japanese animation.
"Stop changing your profile picture to an anime girl, you animefag!"
animefag by Shield999 July 23, 2025

Al-munication

noun

A communication style characterised by:

* partial answers,
* topic diversion,
* unanswered questions,
* requiring the recipient to infer the missing information.
Example:

“I asked whether he had annual leave booked and somehow ended up discussing holiday clubs. Peak Al-munication.”
Al-munication by Cheese chicken June 21, 2026

BandPlay 

BandPlay is everyones favorite broke ugly ass pedophile who sits on discord and caps groupbuys all day while trying to fuck minors like lilliana , you can commonly see him call someone a “piss bob” or get onto them about not having discord nitro, while he himself will not show 5$. you can also rarely catch him in a vc, but last time he was in one he was packed by 4 legendary people.
b “how old is your gf?”
bandplay “6
BandPlay by .gg/llf February 24, 2025
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