Jacob Sartorious's
Jacob Sartorious's by koopsilon July 17, 2018
Urban Dictionary
Smoking Clam Syndrome
A common disturb that still affects too large of a part of the male humans.
The male individual with SCS starts showing symptoms of it when, dating some particularly hot broad, he starts losing touch with his own reality and himself as he used to be, and as he used to be known by his friends (yielding to any stupid tantrums she may come up with, skipping ballgames with buddies, paying attention to silly frivolous shit to please her...).
The condition, in its worst, degenerating forms, could bring to extremes such as jealousy driven paranoia, lost of any interest but trying (in vain) to satisfy any other of her requests, or even leaving a family with kids to pursue an hot babe that will certainly leave you broke or broken.
The male individual with SCS starts showing symptoms of it when, dating some particularly hot broad, he starts losing touch with his own reality and himself as he used to be, and as he used to be known by his friends (yielding to any stupid tantrums she may come up with, skipping ballgames with buddies, paying attention to silly frivolous shit to please her...).
The condition, in its worst, degenerating forms, could bring to extremes such as jealousy driven paranoia, lost of any interest but trying (in vain) to satisfy any other of her requests, or even leaving a family with kids to pursue an hot babe that will certainly leave you broke or broken.
Mark: "hey man, Joe's completely out of control. Since he got with that chick, Shenonda, all he does is checking his phone, trying to reach her, taking notes of her gf's birthdays to appear nice and establish himself in her circle...".
David: "I know...he got the smoking clam syndrome just like a couple of years ago with that stripper from Diego".
David: "I know...he got the smoking clam syndrome just like a couple of years ago with that stripper from Diego".
Smoking Clam Syndrome by Parcerito January 31, 2010
Kevin
Bastard child
Toowelloo: hey Justin! Stop compulsively lying about everything. You're a bastard child so it's understandable
Justin: no dude my dad was a pro snowboarder in the 80's
Tyrone: sure. Then he had to quit to deal with the bastard child that you are
Justin: sobs
Justin: no dude my dad was a pro snowboarder in the 80's
Tyrone: sure. Then he had to quit to deal with the bastard child that you are
Justin: sobs
Bastard child by Niggly4637 January 6, 2014
Harry potter
The reason that tens of hundreds of people had PSD... great 7 books and 8 movies. Either you like it or you don't, a fan of the wizarding world will tell you EVERYTHING.
Harry potter by boopbeepik June 7, 2018