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Urban Dictionary

stalker: selective walker
girl 1: so i followed him home.
girl 2: what? you're now a stalker?
girl 1: hey, that's just where i walk.. it's not my fault i was simultanously following him.
Stalker by Flash Ash February 2, 2006

Memefunding 

Using gains from meme-stocks to fund charitable organizations
The apes used memefunding to help the Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund
Memefunding by Alaines March 15, 2021
Leta is a swahili word meaning "bring"
Leta hiyo gari mearning "bring that car"
Leta by Philamon October 15, 2023
A fucking badass with a gigantic cock who is ready to whip it out at any given moment. He will take your hoe and fuck her right in front of you. Do not mess with Ralph or he’ll call the mandem on you. He’s a pro gamer and will not hesitate to crush you on Mario kart for the 3DS.
Damn Ralph has such a big dick

Yo I wanna be just like Ralph one day
Ralph by Suçkmyscrote October 21, 2020
An absolute flirt!!!
She makes all the boys fall for her and then goes out with them one by one and then dumps them!!!
Her relationships are so cringy and she demands popularity and attention... she is a spoilt brat and doesn't know her manners!! She always trys to take your good friends away from you. She had fallouts with everyone and BUYS HER FRIENDS!!!! She is absolutely the last person you want to have an encounter with as she will pretend to be your bestfriend and get somehow manage to make you the worst of enemies!!! Don't meet a Teagan she is a complete bitch with A FAKE LIFE!!!! She wears bras that are to big for her so her FIGURE looks really good but she is just a great example of a fake girl with no accrual life. Her mum, siblings and her dad are just the same as well💩🍆
"OMG she used to be my bestfriend and she has turned against me for no reason"

"Ughh I know, she is such a Teagan"

"Ewww her relationships are the worst! She plays every boy!!!"

"I know that is a typical Teagan unfortunately"
Teagan by Hekanzj October 16, 2017
Joyous momentous coupling
The young newly marrieds had had a great time with their friends. They had dined at a good restaurant and gone to a dance which finished at two in the morning. They went to bed soon
after they got home and they had a jmc
jmc by Stias September 4, 2005