IDS was a real gentleman: even though Widdecombe was riding the cotton pony she was in need of a little loving, so he kindly gave her a cherry blossom kiss.

Dave: hiya babe can I smell ya earlobe
Becky: certainly not dave you absolute nonce

Similarly
Pete: I can't stay out on the sesh tonight lads Mrs wants me back
Rich: you absolute nonce, gew away

Also
Mandy: listen, I cannot stand to be around Andy all he does is talk about guinea pigs and trains, nonce behaviour

John-You see that man over there?
Slosu- He's plus size heading for heart attack central

Mark Rippetoe is widely regarded in broscientific circles as a leading author of brose.

She looks schlooty in that dress.

Person 1: Oooft it's cold!
Person 2: It's Radishingly cold
Person 1: Thats Not a word
Person 2: It is now >.<