An events planner, a drunk

The best state, in many peoples' opinions, in the US. You'll find beaches, snowy mountains, green valleys, and the hot desert all in one state: California. Divided into two parts, known as "Socal" and "Norcal". Socal is usually where people not from California think of the state. You got San Diego, Los Angeles, etc. Beaches, surfers, celebrities. Mostly all in Socal. Home of the LA Lakers, San Diego Padres, and San Diego Chargers. Norcal is "wine country". Where you'll find the SF 49ers, Oakland A's, Oakland Raiders, and San Jose Sharks. Basically the place where the word "hella" originated. Golden Gate Bridge, Lake Tahoe, etc are all in Norcal. We all know how to party in California, all the porn is made here, we're really diverse. We have In-N-Out, which I doubt non-Californians have heard of. Our governor is the fucking Terminator. Enough said. So all in all, California is the shit. And most people really wish they could live here while they're snowed in for December and we are out at the beach.

1). A rather ridiculous name.

2). Dick Pussy is one interesting man. He takes nobody crap and has everyone’s address and phone number. A man to not be trifled with, is rather similar to his brother Dock Pussy, but you must not get them mixed up.

A funny way of saying "pedophile".

one cool sexy man and hes very hot too

Action of someone scratching there head in confusion.