Monkman

A man of nature and peace who loves to travel and enjoy the world through observation. Usually has long gray hair and/or a long gray beard. Is known to be an ominous man but in a good way. The Monkman can impregnate a woman with a single touch of his finger and can be impregnated themselves by Mudmen who jump on top of them and impregnate them. The Monkman's mortal enemy is the Mothman. There is only 1 Monk man at one time, there for when the Monkman is spotted, the preceding Monkman is no longer considered a Monkman. It is disrespectful to physically write down the name Monkman on paper. Once that happens, the person who wrote his name on the paper will no cease to see The Monkman. Forever. Travels via public transportation buses. Very rarely will a the Monkman be black, however this has been known to happen on at least one occasion. The Monkman does not speak

(Driving down the street)

James- Total Monkman in that price chopper parking lot!!!

Earl- Holy shit pull in pull in we need to get a better look at him!!!

(The one driving precedes to make a psycho left turn at 35MPH into the parking lot )

Monkman by StingrayJ65 June 8, 2011

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Caleb

A depressed person who’s friends are 99%of the time fake. He tries everything in his power to make everyone happy around him but doesn’t take time for himself.

For example: I am a Caleb and I feel like I give but never get EVER

Just trust me when I say a Caleb needs to have people who care about him around him and appreciate him

Caleb seems depressed, Let’s help

Caleb by Jackson's friend January 31, 2020

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Hobellanga

(Hob•a•ll•a•n•ga)
This word is usually used when someone does not know what a lyric in a song is saying. Like for example, say your favorite song has a weird inaudible lyric in the background and you don’t know what it says. To describe this you can use the word Haballanga because no one knows what you are saying when you use haballanga! Haballanga is a great way to describe an unknown lyric because Haballanga is a weird word and if you say it quickly, people will not know what you are saying so they will think you are saying the background noise because they don’t know what it is saying. “One Dance” by drake is a good example because you have this one part of a male saying something in the background and it sounds like they are saying “...hoballanga” or that’s what my friend said anyways.

Haballanga is a very hard word to describe but the words “Lit, Yeet, lowkey, and bae” are universally understood by today’s teens and society so I think Haballanga will be too. Y’all should use “Haballanga” when you don’t know the lyrics to something or if you don’t know what a person said.

Ok yes I know I spelled hobellanga wrong. It’s spelled H-O-B-E-L-L-A-N-G-A. Sorry ppl!

“There’s this one part of this rap god that I have no clue what it’s saying so Haballanga is a good way to describe the lyric”

“I’m sorry, but I don’t know what you just said. It sounded a lot like you said haballanga.”

“Can you repeat that? All I heard was ‘haballanga’.”

‘One Dance lyrics by Drake’ “One more time ‘fore I go higher powers takin a hold on me (male voice lyrics in background)...
hobellanga”

“Hobellanga means a lyric that is unknown so you use this noun to replace the unknown lyrics to what they actually sound like”

Hobellanga by Hobellanga_is_a_word May 22, 2018

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Bill Clinton Vegan

Eating no dairy, or products from animals other than fish. Choosing a vegan lifestyle while still eating fish. Eating no other meat or dairy products than fish.

A Bill Clinton vegan eats no dairy or meat products other than fish.

A Bill Clinton vegan will not eat any form of cheese, meat stalk, or meat of any kind other than fish.

Bill Clinton Vegan by kelseyjean November 16, 2011

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deer's eye deer's eye

another way of saying diarrhea

i had friggin' deer's eye deer's eye like you would not believe it

deer's eye deer's eye by mikey de a soul May 28, 2008

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Tampage

Tampon induced anger spree, generally directed at the nearest male, although some larger Tampages have been known to annihilate small villages and towns. Symptoms include random shouting, kicking, spitting, large-scale verbal nonsense and limitless amounts of aggression. There are thought to be links between extreme cases of PMS and the early stages of a Tampage, although research into these connections is in its infancy.

i wouldn't go in there if i was you bro, she's on a massive Tampage.

Tampage by iamanimale April 20, 2011