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The mp3 player being developed by Microsoft and Toshiba that will probably be the mp3 player to give Apple a run for their money. Some ridicule it for the sole reason of it carrying Microsoft's name.
It is also the mp3 player that quickly brings out the inner immature nature of half of the ipod loving crowd who seem to often have to buy multiple ipods because of them breaking.
"Hey, did you hear of that new mp3 player being made by Microsoft? The zune I think it's called. It's gunna totally suck and crash all the time."
"Umm, you know that the main reason Windows crashes at times is because of the sheer amount of hardware compatibility it needs to have, which from that many drivers avaliable the chance of conflict is much higher."
"Uhh...well...it's still gunna suck cause it comes in brown."
Zune by Ren Driver October 4, 2006

slug bug 

A game where you slug someone whenever you see a VW Beetle.
slug bug by Slugger August 28, 2004
A filler word used when making a sound effect to a aggressive action or event.
For example:
Rodney: *places a book down aggressively*
Francesca: "Wonk!"
Wonk by Analogue_Microwave November 30, 2021

Northern VA 

Nice place in the northern side of VA. All of the Southern VA people have their heads up their asses (except for VA Beach/ Hampton people, they keep it real). They diss the northside because we got more $ and we pay more taxes than them so they don't feel important.Calling us snotty and rich because they're some broke ass monkeys. NOVA is actually pretty ghetto if you go to certain parts of Alexandria ( Chents, Real N1ggaz). Also home to many happy Asians. Police is real strict and also is traffic jam central of Virginia. Redneck police and also home of the Annandale Atoms, best high school football team in all of VA. Rapper Wale also went to college here.
(Southern Va people) Ya'll some rich a$$ stuck up white snotty wiggas.
(Northern VA people) Yeah?Well all you can rep is VA Beach and you aren't even that real,and we got DC. Broke, Ignorant ass b!tches.
Northern VA by ThE tRiLlEsT January 18, 2013

that one got my cock throbbing 

A phrase typically implies that something has aroused sexual excitement in the speaker. Usually said by people named Francisco or Amos.
Amos and Francisco's passionate makeout session in the park really got my cock throbbing. It was a sight to behold, and I couldn't help but feel aroused watching them.

that one got my cock throbbing

Neufluence 

To negatively influence someone into going on a booze bender lasting days possibly weeks. This usually occurs at work or on a job location and entails coming into work drunk and keeping the buzz going through lunch.
Jesus, someone must have Neufluenced Robbie today because he came into work drunk and then had a $78.50 bar tab at lunch. This indian is going off the reservation.

Man Bob's cat must have died last night because he went out and got Lohan drunk, I wonder who Neufluenced him into being Bobbie Bender today?
Neufluence by Jim Kelly HOF12 July 1, 2011

Stake-out 

to love something or someone alot!
1.) i stake kamsicle out
2.) kamsicle is a stake-out girlie
3.) i stake someone out <3
Stake-out by Renee <3 July 30, 2008
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