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BunderJomf

A Jomf of which behaves and appears like a monkey.
“He is such a BunderJomf”.
“Stupid fucking BunderJomf”.
The most beautiful thing in the world, something any lucky person would want to wake up to , perfect in every way

(Fern❤️❤️)
“Your a definition of a angle”
Erichs are loving, affectionate creatures. They tend to enjoy reading, hacking, or any other kind of nerdy past time.
Megan: What're you doing now?
Erich: Hacking the planet!
Erich by Libran Librarian July 7, 2008

Cumulism 

A world theory that adheres to sharing one sperm among those who cannot ejaculate
Bro 1: I have an erectile dysfunction

Bro 2: Don't worry bro I'll share, after all, I support cumulism
Cumulism by maybefluffyduck July 5, 2022

cunnilingus mortem

Latin for "death by cunnilingus." When a girl finds her perfect lover, she is given cunnilingus by him until she passes out, which may possibly lead to death. This perfect lover is, of course, a mythical creature (like the unicorn).
"I just met my perfect lover."
"Really?"
"He sentenced me to cunnilingus mortem."
"Wow! Can I meet him?"
"No way. He's mine and I'm not sharing."
"Yeah, I didn't think he was real."
"A girl's gotta dream, doesn't she?"
cunnilingus mortem by Cordolce April 19, 2013
Awesome high school, one of the top high schools in the US.
It's in Apple Valley. Minnesota.
AVHS is sooooooo much better than EVHS!
AVHS by Annette Raolin March 15, 2011
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