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automasochist 

That one guy that keeps taking on the most hopeless, tragic, unnecessary, tragic cars and tries to revive them into "what they should have / could have been". Aka money-pit cars
There's Tom, at it again. Putting a 5 cylinder engine into a VW Fox. Truly a question no one asked. He is a devout automasochist.
automasochist by rdavidz December 20, 2021

Master Class Totem Pole 

The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.
He buried his Master Class Totem Pole to the hilt.

I have a Master Class Totem Pole, bitch.

Mutt Mutt 

A individual who does not abide by the rules and acts in a more dogish manner towards authority and others and also acts dumb in serious situations but dont necessarily call them a dog but call them a mutt mutt
Damn dude after you got drunk last night you tried scoring with my sister but then she called you a mutt mutt and turned ya down so you got with the fat chick.
Mutt Mutt by Mutt Mutt January 11, 2017
Tuxy, the name for the penguin which is the mascot for linux. He is generally made out to look very cute and/or cuddly.
Awww, isnt tuxy cute!
tuxy by Linus Torvalds October 6, 2007
Sweater (or Sweatshirt) Over Fat Ass.

1. Derisive term for a garment tied around the waist to cover a woman's large ass.

2. An insecure woman attempting to conceal her butt by tying her sleeves around her waist and allowing the body of her sweater or sweatshirt to hang over her rear end.
"Dude, SOFA - 3 o'clock."

"Check out the SOFA on the bremelo over there!"
SOFA by ElkTwin May 2, 2006
A guy who tries to be cool by getting photos taken of himself while on his cell phone.
He is asking like a chotch to get girls.
Chotch by Em.57 June 15, 2020
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