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i just want to say that #3 on the definition list is wrong.
Radiohead did not use 'the bends' as a metaphor for drugs - it was (quite an obvious, i thought) metaphor for their fast rise to the top and how it drove them crazy that everyone suddenly loved them for this one song and their frustration i guess at fake people who just wanted to be with them for their fame.

This is also implied in the EP My Iron Lung (Iron Lung being a metaphor for the song "Creep" incase you didn't catch that).
Where do we go from here?
The words are coming out all weird
Where are you now when I need you?

And who are my real friends?
Have they all got the bends?
the bends by souvie hut February 12, 2009

Schrodinger's Faggot 

As long as you can't see the penis of a trap , it is not considered gay.

A trap (tranny , transgender ) adaptation of the famous thought experiment by Erwin Schrödinger
"I came across nudes of this fine girl Gina McSoftcokk, but found that it's actually a tranny. Thank goodness the poster didn't post any full body pictures so Schrodinger's Faggot applied and I could jack it to her without straying from my straight sexuality. " - Desperate incel

Two-Timer Bowl 

A bowl for a water pipe in which the draw is so violent that it requires two efforts to clear.
Yea man, last night i was hammered, that was definitely a two-timer bowl.
Two-Timer Bowl by Keisman18 November 11, 2010
a fucking bitch, cant get over her ex boyfriend
Wow, she broke into his house again. Kelsey move.
Kelsey by okay brothrnrtjhkfgh December 21, 2016

konkshorz 

vb. 1)to shoot someone in the head; headshot
n. 1)the act of shooting one in the head 2)the act of being shot in the head
Oh shiz, I just got konkshorzed by that scout bytch!
konkshorz by RoboSpy March 12, 2004

Dodge Ridge

(n) A tricked out ski resort near Sonora. Home to one of the best Ski Race Teams in California.

Often referred to as just dodge
Hey Andrew, we going up to dodge this weekend?

Wow the dodge ridge race team is helluv bomb
Dodge Ridge by brkillee July 18, 2005

tikeemah 

(of a person) having no good qualities; deserving contempt.

synonyms: good-for-nothing, ne'er-do-well, useless, despicable, contemptible, low, ignominious, corrupt, villainous, degenerate, shiftless, feckless;
Her tikeemah daughter makes poor grades and constantly picks fights in school with students who are there to learn.
tikeemah by kosmopolitisch December 5, 2016
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