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space monkies 

Back in the day Stalin's ape-man super warriors were supposed to take over the world.
Planet of the Apes style.
Mean-while Britain and other Euro-style countries had already colonized most of it, in very monkey fashion I might add.
What happens if humans start to call themselves scientists and experiment on each other and unsuspecting civilians?
Well, you get a bunch of space monkies with alien-grade technology and all hell breaks loose.

What do you think of project Northwoods?
- space monkies
What do you think of project U2?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Stalinist Russia?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Hitler's Germany?
- space monkies
What do you think of Nagasaki?
- space monkies
What do you think of mk ultra?
- space monkies
What do you think of that idiot with a laser beam?
- space monkey

Well give these people a break!
Wouldn't you just be another space monkey if you got all this technology?

Yes, but I know it.
I don't think these titular scientists and strategists do.

NOTE: not to be confused with the alt rock band from Britain, Space Monkeys
Did you hear the commies had program to mate humans and monkies? Yeah I did, what a bunch of space monkies!
space monkies by monkey_in_space April 13, 2021
Comment Of The Day.
Stands for a comment that deserves a special place in a blog for being funny, good, ridiculous, etc.
<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.
<andy\code> COTD, Lol.
COTD by xatax April 14, 2010

PashupatAstra

⊛︎⧼︎ ꗺ︎⓿︎ꗺ︎ 🔥⦕︎☯︎ ⚞︎∞︎v3̭︎(ᐥ︎|=|ʃ̐︎ )✹︎⚟︎ ☯︎⦖︎🔥 ꗺ︎⓿︎ꗺ︎ ⧽︎⊛︎

This is the most destructive personal weapon of the Supreme Hindu God Shiva/Kali/Adi Para Shakti, which can be discharged by either the mind, eyes, words or bow. This weapon is capable of destroying creations and vanquishing all beings. It is one of the six Mantramukta weapons which cannot be resisted and is given by Him directly.

It is the manifestation of His various forms, The Transcendental Pure Consciousness at the very beginning, which divides Itself into a passive aspect, acting as a static center of support,pure and forever, surrounded with the other dynamic aspect, causing infinite vibrations on it's plane, which together represented by the Nataraja form, plays the dance of creation, preservation and destruction of everything we can and cannot comprehend. And ultimately at the end of each Life cycle for everything to return back to this Transcendental and Pure Consciousness.

Described as being Possessed of one foot, of thousand large teeth, and a thousand heads and thousand Stomachs, it has a thousand arms, a thousand tongues, and a thousand eyes, it seemed to continually vomit fire and is capable of neutralizing every other weapon in the universe and causes utter destruction of the enemies it is fired upon.
Lord Narada: "Oh! The Oppressed One, chant the Mantra and invoke this divine PashupatAstra on your enemies at once, to destroy all Evil and preserve Dharma back on Mother Earth."
The Oppressed One: "Om Namo Bhagavate MahaPashupatayaAtulaBalaVeeryaParaakramaay Tripashchanayanaay
Nanaroopaye Nanapraharanodyataye Sarvajgarak taye Bhinn gyan chayaprach chay Samshaan Vetalapriyaye Sarvavighnanikrintan-Rataye SarvSiddhipradaye Bhaktanukampine Asankhyavaktrabhujapadaye Tasmin Siddhay Vetalavitrasine Shakineekshobh Janakaye Vyadhinigrahkarine Paapbhanjanaye Suryasomagninetraye Vishnu-Kavachaye Khangavajrasthaye Yamadandavarunapasaye Rudrashulaye Jvalajjihavaye Sarvarogavidravanaye Grahanigrahakarine Dustanagakshaye-Karine. Om Krishnapingalaye Phat. Hunkaarastraye Phat. Vajra-Hastaye Phat. Shaktaye Phat. Dandaye Phat. Yamaye Phat. Khadgaye Phat. Neyatshrrrataye Phat. Varunaye Phat. Vajraye Phat. Dhwajaye Phat. Ankushaye Phat. Gadayee Phat. Kuberaye Phat. Trishoolaye Phat. Mudgaraye Phat. Chakraye Phat. Padmaye Phat. Naagastraye Phat. Eeshaanaye Phat. Khetkastraye Phat. Mundaye Phat. Mundastraye Phat ..."
PashupatAstra by de7iant July 9, 2022
The theoretical percentage of people in the world that are complete idiots, most of which make people believe they are not stupid by merely repeating smart things they've heard elsewhere (TV, radio, etc.). Everyone has moments that are completely idiotic. This in, and of itself, do not define a person as a 98. However, when a person will repeatedly make the same error, 98-hood is assured. There is a hierarchy of ignorance associated with this theoretical statistic, that goes something like this:

90%-Stupid people who have had little to no education, from any source#
5%-Stupid people who have completed a government minimum standard education, to no avail
3%-Stupid people who have completed more than the minimum standard education, still, to no avail
0.5%-Inherently Smart people who have had little to no education, from any source
1.25%-Inherently Smart people who have had a government minimum standard education*
0.25%-Inherently Smart people who have completed more than the minimum standard education*

In the corporate world, 98's are sometimes able to thrive, though they may be 'removed' from several jobs before learning how to fool most of the people around them into believing that they are contributing. Wealth is not an indicator of being in the 2 percent. Some 98's can fool nearly anyone into believing that they are so good at something, that they can amass a hugh fortune. Conversely, there are homeless and destitute people who are genius-level or higher, but due to mental illness or personality disorders, will, regrettably die undiscovered. Education level is not an indicator either, Albert Einstein was a high school drop out, while Steven Hawking acheived a PhD, both of which would never be considered a 98. While Dr. Phil on the other hand... is undecided.

*I can't speak for other the eductation system in other countries, but the American education system and requirements are a tragic joke. Leaving most students behind and graduating illiterate students. Exactly zero students leave high-school prepared for anything other than McJobs. Many 98's would have ended up in the 2 percent, if not for the poor education system this country has.

#Keep in mind that this number includes people that have never seen an automobile.
"I had a 98 moment." "He's such a 98."
98 by Greatest Dog February 2, 2008

n0tvxlid_lol 

An awesome tiktoker that play gorilla tag and will break your ankles so hard you will float to da moon
I got juked by n0tvxlid_lol and now i am on da moon
n0tvxlid_lol by Nutter man March 28, 2022

Empty Crying 

Empty Crying is a ‘crying’ session in which you feel like you are definitely going to cry, or are acting like you’re crying, but your goddamn tear ducts won’t work.
Person: I was having an Empty Crying session last night.
Person2: were you listening to your sad music again?
Person: ...yes
Empty Crying by MarchTheMifwau August 31, 2018
When someone dosnt know somthing they are being green
AKA: PENDIJO!!!
Fernando: I know what its like to be poor because I go to Ojo Seco more than you
2 days later......
Pancho: Member what Fernando said about poor people
Tony: OH YEA!!! He was being so green.
green by Anthos August 6, 2006
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