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Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart 

It is a term used to describe Joe Biden taking a fat poop on your parental figure's car. This is usually deemed as disrespectful to say towards people and is said when having extreme anger towards another individual.
Wife: Holy cow! You didn't do the dishes like I asked you to! You know what? Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart!
Husband: How dare you say that to me! I will cast your membrane into a raging inferno.

Jerktucky Derby

When you attempt to masturbate to completion during the running of the Kentucky Derby.
I finished my Jerktucky Derby in under 2min and beat every horse at Churchill Downs!

Urban Amish 

A style of fashion, typically involving overalls or a long smock, in a style akin to the Amish attire.
Those overalls and pale shirt are so urban Amish.
Urban Amish by Smbbe June 2, 2017

eating anus 

when you have to sit through months of hearing O'bama drone on with his BS diatribes
I have hash eating anus on my face from hearing all O'bama's crap, anything would be better time spent!

Man I would rather eat anus all day long then spend 5 minutes listening to O'bama!

An ass sandwich, eating anus would be better then the rehash we get from O'bama!
eating anus by UtahNative Man April 13, 2014

wanker's claw 

When you masturbate for too long without coming / another person masturbates a male for too long and gets a stiff hand and wrist.
"Can you take over? I'm developing wanker's claw!"
wanker's claw by GTFO my dog October 18, 2008
Poaf by Stonus December 28, 2009
A discord user, Deepfried#1270
Deepfried is the best user in discord, he’s so hot!
Deepfried by Deepfried February 9, 2021
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