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Urban Dictionary

An action that violates established rules or agreed-upon principles; a portmanteau of the words "Bullshit" and "Jishaku" (a tabletop game involving magnets).
I'm sorry, Steven, you can't drop two stones in one turn: That's bullshaku.
Bullshaku by McKnowin December 14, 2018
Randy by soi98218hyu November 22, 2021

Cubicle Justice 

A Charles Bronson like office vigilante that seeks to get even with a colleague in the office for slighting them.
Worker 1 - I can't believe he knocked stuff over at my cube, then got pissed about it and slammed stuff down. And then he just walks off without putting the stuff back.

Worker 2 - Dude, that is a jackass move. What are you going to do?

Worker 1 - Well, there will be a fair amount of cubicle justice, I can tell you that. I may take all of the screws out of his chair, tape raw fish up under his desk or perhaps stink palm his mouse.

Worker 2 - Hells Yaw, that would be hilarious yo!
Cubicle Justice by archyis November 5, 2009

Jason Browning 

Amazingly HOT, GORGEOUS, Incredible. The picture of perfection in the male species; uber male. The salt of the earth, wonderous in all things. AWE INSPIRING. Pure perfection.
John: "Someday I hope to be a Jason Browning".
Sally: "When I see a Jason Browning I cream myself".
Jason Browning by Lance the sad man January 10, 2013
The owner of autorune.org, and he owes me 150mil! GIMME IT!
OmGz I R RaW!!!@1 I 0w3zer endoskelet0n teh 150 m1ll1on gee pee.
RaW by endoskeleton April 19, 2005

Spurtworthy 

An adjective used to describe something, that is worthy of a spurt. Commonly used in place of the phrase "an orgasm in my mouth"
1. Dude, have you tried Justin's pancakes? They're fucken spurtworthy!

2. Did you make your longboard? Thats a spurtworthy sandjob dude.
Spurtworthy by Shyguy123 July 19, 2010
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