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The Whitebearded Confessors 

The worst band ever, they fell off since Greenscape. All they do is combine low quality recordings with samples from GarageBand, such cheap production that this band might as well be an elaborate practical joke started with two people over a filipino beer song...

The name origin is even more trash... White Bearded CONFESSORS???? WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??? YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THESE PEOPLE DIDN'T TAKE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF DRUGS WHILE MAKING THAT TITLE???? THE CORRELATION BETWEEN A CHARACTER FROM ONE PIECE AND A FREAKING SONG NAME IS NON EXISTENT!!! THEREFORE, THIS BAND IS TRASH!!!! I COULD WRITE A 30 PAGE UNIVERSITY-LEVEL ESSAY ON HOW THIS BAND IS A THREAT TO OUR SOCIETY!!!!
actually The Whitebearded Confessors are pretty good
A highly attractive individual capable of shape shifts on the internet, but cannot properly pronounce "both" or "wunderbar."
I spotted a wild merkaba drinking a single-origin coffee just this morning.
merkaba by itsgonnabeanodawg January 23, 2022
1)Going monetarily overboard in an effort to win the affection or endearment of a member of the opposite sex.
2)Paying for an ex-girlfriend to go to law school on the east coast.
Vince pulled a real Liang when he continued to pay for Stacy to attend Hofstra Law after she already broke up with him once.
Liang by Herm812 August 9, 2006
Lotomoua is a islander name given to a beautiful girl! She’s a great dancer, sister and plays lots of sports, she laughs a lot and makes people happy! She has an attitude and is very humble🙏🏽
Lotomoua, you are so pretty
A dream of particularly absurd situations in which one would only find themselves if they lived in a Darrin Aranofsky film or a Netflix room-com after school special.
One may experience a pantomime after a night of gorging on Welsh’s fruit snacks and inhaling Monster energy—especially while watching American Beauty or any PTA film.

A pantomime can be further described as a particularly gay dream. Made specifically for young closeted gay teens who have yet to understand why they think the way they think.
Guy1: I dreamt up this crazy pantomime last night

Guy 2: aw man how do you feel?

Guy 1: well done dunno. I feel like shit but I got this buzz

Guy 2: jeez man when’d you go to bed

Guy 1: yeah like 4 in the a.m.

Guy 2: holy shit!! No wonder

Guy 1: nah man I hit the monster hard. Plowed through a whole case of monster

Guy 2: fuck man. Those things are bad for the heart

Guy 1: hey whatever. Bad for the heart good for the soul. Anyway spent the night jerking off to Casey Affleck.

Guy 2: jeez man. I didn’t know you were a Pufta

Guy 1: fuck you man I told you I had this pantomime

Guy 2: no thanks man I’m not that way

Guy 1: no way man. Just a little lick

Guy 2: alright cum’ere you

Guy 1: holy shit! I just jizzed my pants. Was that a pantomime or a Van Sant-PTA collab?
Pantomime by GrDen October 18, 2022

Relaxative 

A medicine or compound that you take to feel more calm.
A doctor could recommend taking a relaxative to a patient who suffers from anxiety.
Relaxative by shrinkdaddy February 25, 2014