A unit-less amount used to speak about the future when hours, days, weeks, or months are unknown. Can also be used intentionally to avoid committing to a set amount of time.
"Sorry I had your DVDs so long. I'll get you your Friends Season 1 DVD in the next fews."
The act of ejaculating onto/into your partners pilliowcase. Then when your partner wakes up the next morning your invisible ink has dried, leaving a white film on the pillowcase.
The reason its the "Seattle" Sleeper is because the city always gets a light dusting of snow that you can only really see in the morning.
I woke up and my partner had left a SeattleSleeper on my pillow, it took a little more effort than usual to pull my face away.