A retarted cat

To hop around like a toad while mopping.

Slang for girls

v An extreme sado-masochistic sex position taking place in a cave, during which a man positions himself on top of a stalagmite, and does a girl from behind as well.

Basically a stranger who wears green shirts on occasion. Usually very athletic and friendly. Green Friend's enjoy eating tomatoes, hanging out near newstands, and being awkward. Once acquainted with a Green Friend, you may find it impossible to stop creating wild, drawn out scenarios of future interactions with them in your mind

as in the middle piece of the 'Human-Centipede'

Implying that an individual is worthy of having their face sewn to an anus, and their anus to anothers' face.