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Something or someone that was performing way above average and is now performing above average.

Something that used to be fire, but now is just hot.
He used to kick 100 yard field goals, now he is just ember making them at 70 yards.

Those nails ember she has had them for 4 weeks and the design is still hot.

This girl is ember, fire in high school hot now.
What an ember night, started off hot and cooled yet still amazing.

That pitcher is throwing embers now, your should have seen him on the first inning.
ember by eprionash September 7, 2021

zaxscdvfbgnhmjkilop 

your probably rolled up in your blanket in the corner of your bedroom, trying to kill boredom. how do you even get these combinations?
im so bored, lets type in zaxscdvfbgnhmjkilop on the urban dictionary if it exists.
it doesnt exist so i can make this sentence now!
zaxscdvfbgnhmjkilop by ello there =) December 19, 2023

limpdickfagfucker 

A term used to describe a male with a limp dick who fucks fags, it has often been shouted randomly by people suffering from tourette's
Dude: "Hey there Amanda"
Amanda: "fffuck... tiiitts.... LIMPDICKFAGFUCKER!!!!"
Dude: "What!! who told you that.. it was Ashley wasn't it..shes a liar...................."
limpdickfagfucker by Alejandro69 August 4, 2007
The sound your cat produces when vomiting.

"Gurkle, gurkle, gurkle."

"God damn it, Whiskers is at it again. It's your turn to pick it up."

It can even be an imitation of a cat trying to puke.

"Gurkle, gurkle."

"Dad stop, I'm trying to eat."
vomit puke gross cat funny Gurkle
Gurkle by The real Glen Coco January 26, 2014

Nigga lol 

The phrase uttered when you are 1.2 seconds away from death. Usually caused by being a good person/nigga.
"*in death bed* nigga lol *dies*"
Nigga lol by Elias Games May 14, 2018
One does not simply walk into it.
Boromir: one does not simply... walk into mortor...
Aragorn: its mordor
Boromir: what?
Aragorn: its "mordor", with a "d"
Boromir: one does not simply walk into mordor...
Frodo: um... yes you do...
Boromir: shut up!,no you dont!
Frodo: yes you do, you tottally do
Boromir: nuh-uh!. you need like... an army.
with, like... ninjas... and... um... wizards!
NINJA WIZARDS!
Gandalf: i'm a wizard!
Boromir: yeah, but you're not a ninja
maybe some bears, too... bears that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. oh man, that would be so frickin' AWESOME!
mordor by Ruopolo March 12, 2008
a very sensitive whore. usually a water sign.
hey you are being a hwelett right now
hwelett by idkwhattoputhereeee November 24, 2021
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