bismarck

Slapping someone across the face with your semi flaccid penis. In order to leave a dick shaped bruise on the face.

bismarck by Akwon October 22, 2006

enhoy

the act of a poser pirate greeting a real pirate.

Enhoy maties shiver me timbers we have much booty to find. yes?

enhoy by questionable 101 August 20, 2010

dumpster fuck

A person who is so nasty, that after sex you have to wash yourself several times just to feel clean. (also alcohol is recommended)

Troy: Man, I got with a girl last night.
Brian: How was it?
Troy: I had to wash myself three times afterwards.
Brian: Ahh, you had yourself a dumpster fuck.
Troy: Do you have any Crown?
Brian: There isn't enough to help you now!!

dumpster fuck by crownxtra February 27, 2010

Russian Handshake

v. -To greet someone with a deathgrip to the crotch.

Guy: Whats...UP!!
Pansey: OMG OWWWWW D00000D WTF UGGGGGGH YOU GAYYY ow....
Guy: Nah, Russian Handshake. No babies for you.

Russian Handshake by Nadergrinder January 31, 2008

crossfire

When two people are peeing and have their trails of urine cross each other.

It is most commonly done with two men, but it can be accomplished with females.

"Hey dude, I'm going to the bathroom, wanna crossfire?"

"Dude, watch your crossfire! You're splashing the ground."

crossfire by dude255 June 13, 2007

Moppie

1. A Reddit User
2. A type of plant

1. Moppie makes good posts
2. Moppie plants absorb negative energy and convert it to positive energy through sentisynthesis

Moppie by Zenkarp April 6, 2020

delaney williams

An alcoholic at age 15 and keeps denying it.

Tim-Delaney Williams you are an alcoholic, Delaney Williams- Tim I’m not

delaney williams by Zhmillahunt September 2, 2019

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