Teen girl(s) who have nothing better to do with their time but to spend it taking "hot" pictures using a mirror or a webcam, with pursed lips and over extended fingers making an awkward peace sign.
Person 1: Buddy, did you see Taylor's new profile pic?
Person 2: Yea man, definite bored at home..
A one eyed pirate is when you blow a load in a girls ey while simultaneously kicking her in the shin forcing her to resemble a pirate with one eye and a bad leg