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Procrastigyming 

Many of us sit in our vehicles outside the gym for endless amounts of time before going inside.

Procrastigyming (verb) is the act of sitting in your vehicle for endless amounts of time texting, talking on the phone, and/or drinking your energy drink to hopefully gain the much needed motivation to go in.
You got to the gym 45 minutes ago! What took you so long to come inside?! I was “procrastigyming.”
Procrastigyming by Kletus1991 July 16, 2023
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new baby 

A human which is new. New babies are more desireable than old ones because they have fresh and exciting modern features, such as power steering. Contact your local baby dealer for more information.
I part exchanged my old baby for this new one.
new baby by squidman January 2, 2004

squancho 

to poop or vomit into a woman's vagina and then perform sexual intercourse resulting in cum filled poopy vomit substance
a.k.a. perty gross
i squanchoed ur mother.
squancho by anuspounder51451 September 6, 2010
A good time

An attractive person you wanna bang
To Attack (positively and negatively)
Krookt can really be used as felt appropriate by the user. Feel free the use Krookt in your own inventive way!
Yo this hookah is krookt homie.
Damn, that girl is so krookt I wanna bang her.
I was at a bar and this guy almost got krookt after tryin to steal my girl

I'm gonna make so much money its gonna be krookt.
Krookt by KrooktJam January 21, 2018

fat beat 

a beat produced by percussion instruments that usually consist of a heavy bass. as the bass booms, lighter parts such as the snare and high hat are kind of just hangin there as the bass is so heavy, it kinda drowns out the rest, but some how still sounds kick-ass
guy one: "hey did you hear jay-z's new song with alicia keys?"
guy two: "oh yes, it had such a fat beat, it made me wanna explode from the bass power, but somehow it sounded awesome!"
fat beat by 69ish December 8, 2011
(Ed-ward) Is usually a kind guy who mainly hides it by being grumpy and sarcastic but is sometimes a stubborn teddy bear who likes to work on old cars and be with his family with car oil on his rough yet loving hands can be in other words the best person in the world (and the most inspiring (also most intimidating) guy to know). So find yourself an edward and cherish them for the rest of your life, you may never get to see them at their best again.
amy: Hi Eddie!
Edward: grunt.
Edward by neurotickiwi January 28, 2024

crotch corn 

The popcorn that falls on your crotch that you are willing to eat.
Hey where did you get that popcorn, I thought we finished it off? It is crotch corn!
crotch corn by tobytime October 28, 2009