squidman's definitions

new baby

A human which is new. New babies are more desireable than old ones because they have fresh and exciting modern features, such as power steering. Contact your local baby dealer for more information.

I part exchanged my old baby for this new one.

by squidman January 2, 2004

in the oven

A self-explanatory term made for describing where your food is after you get back home from a hard day of work.

Hey woman, where might my food be at? Don’t make me smack you!
It’s in the oven, dearest.

by squidman January 2, 2004