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go on the wagon 

abstine from drinking, not to drink any alcohol for a period of time
The doctor ordered him to go on the wagon.
go on the wagon by Jan Vlcek September 11, 2007

torturking 

Torturing an individual as if that victim were a turkey. Trying to de-feather him and/or eat his legs/breasts.
The guard at GITMO must've been hungry because he was torturking Asad all afternoon. Asad died later that day.
torturking by davehobgoblin June 20, 2018

internet atheist 

Typically an angry teenager or other power inhibited individual who thinks that all religion across the globe is either Islamic Terrorist or American Christian Fundamentalist and that their arguments are sound because they have watched a Dawkins video online. They take special pleasure in assuming that people with a faith are either deeply offended or will change their life due to anonymous comment based "wisdom".
I wear Internet Atheist t-shirts that try offend old women because I want the world to be free of things that offend me. I am just that devoted. Now go away, I'm playing Skyrim.
Shorthand for "Am I The Only One". Can be followed by terms such as "-that thinks...", "-who is...", "-who can.." etc.
As an example; "AITOO who actually is saddened by her actions."
AITOO by Grangren_ May 4, 2019

Dickticular 

Being extremely choosy regarding the type of penis one will take. Width, Length, Thickness, Curve (direction & angle), Head shape, Condition of foreskin, scrotal prominence
I’m far too dickticular for online dating!
Dickticular by Kefkagreenshirt August 5, 2019

The Flaming Virgin 

The act of sticking your dick in Sirichai Sauce and then repeatedly fucking the girl with your hot dick.
Dude, I gave this girl a flaming virgin last night.

Jt: Her pussy was so hot.
Will: How hot?
Jt: I gave her the flaming virgin.
Will: Well, that pussy is no longer fuckable.
The Flaming Virgin by EricGehlxoxox September 23, 2012
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