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blumperkuffnin

The lowest of low. The worst of the worst. The absolute most garbage human being ever to exist.

Hey, do you know that girl Kelsey?
Yeah, she’s such a Blumperkuffnin

blumperkuffnin by acclimator May 16, 2020

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Killer Tofu J.R

Killer Tofu J.R is a magical gnarly sick lung used for smoking marijuana, Made By Justin Capon :)

RAWR Killer Tofu J.R is here and i will choke you out!

Killer Tofu J.R by Bizx February 12, 2009

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Unsussexful

Used to describe failure, specifically any commercial or personal failure by the Duke & Duchess of Sussex. A combination of unsuccessful & Sussex. Usually used in snarky context.

Harry and Meghan's new product line has been unsussexful as expected.

Unsussexful by Marklephobic July 10, 2026

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Jullerbeast

A hideous, primordial creature, driven by base instincts and even baser habits. It resembles a cross between a dugong, a rabid yak and a piece of driftwood. It has the face of an anglerfish, except for the alarming and excessive number of proboscises.

"I think my shrub garden was destroyed by a Jullerbeast last night. Either that or by a jackanapes. Or perhaps they were one and the same?"

Jullerbeast by common burgher March 19, 2013

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moss

a sexy beast

that person is a total moss

moss by simpcorner November 27, 2021

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Derp der on the der der

Phrase used after something completely obvious is stated, usually to provoke someone.

Gary: "Did you guys know that the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?!"

Stef: "Derp der on the der der!"

DJ: "Gary, sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you."

Derp der on the der der by deejinator27 May 14, 2013

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