people who go down during the first date and only take fuck as an answer

A Divorce Fart is when your poor spouse enters your fart cloud and the stench is so offensive that it results in divorce.

Short for "penguino"; an affectionate penguin that loves to hug and cuddle.

another word for shit like in the song

A very very large large crap left in a high school bathroom or next to a fallen tree. Typically in the shape of a right angle. To make an official jorgenbar, one must not wipe in the same stall but in the one next to it...thus preserving the bar for future stundents to admire!
Serious straining required!

The thing that makes introverts hearts pump as fast as they would if they were exercising. Gives much anxiety