Slime

Sticky shit

Samantha came over with slime and now it’s everywhere, I found some on the freaking ceiling

by sadbish March 02, 2019

Darren

Darren’s don’t seem to last long. If you ever meet a Darren, don’t let go of them. They always put others ahead of themselves and have a low key, great sense of humor. They will always make time to hang out with you no matter when. Darren’s are a package. Make sure you don’t let go to a Darren.

darren is so sweet. I wish I was dating him.

by sadbish March 02, 2019

Homework

extra school shit

the teacher gave me extra homework what the hell. I already got to school for 8 hours are you kidding me?

by sadbish March 02, 2019

Social Event

The thing that makes introverts hearts pump as fast as they would if they were exercising. Gives much anxiety

“Hey can you come to a social event tomorrow?”
“Um yeah I guess”
The next day
“oh my god why did I agree to this I hate people”

by sadbish March 02, 2019

English

Hard

Do you believe that that word exists?
Did you just say “that that”
I guess English is hard man

by sadbish March 02, 2019

Itchb

Pig latin for bitch
Pronounced itch-buh

Lauren is such a itchb

by sadbish March 02, 2019

October 26

National Humiliation Day
The day where in some way you’ll find yourself in an unfortunate embarrassing situation

Hey, I wouldn’t go to that dance if I were you, it’s on October 26.
Why?
It’s national humiliation day, I don’t think it’ll end well.

by sadbish October 22, 2019