A person who flicks a bobble at another person, when they aren't looking.

an arturd is a rare specimen of an endangered species characterized by their charm and general awesome-ness. do not let his harmless, almost angelic-like appearance misguide you - there are constant explosive nuclear reactions going on on the inside.

these chemical components make an arturd a highly impressive and all-round wonderful person to have around. he'll be playing lalo's symphonie espagnole one day, and reading through hundreds of pages on lawsuits against facebook the next, and in between he'll find the time to be a genuinely amazing friend that gives great advice, super long hugs and inappropriate jokes.
there aren't many around these days, so if you're lucky enough to come by an arturd, hold on to him. you won't ever regret it!

A beautiful, talented, and all around great person. Ridiculously attractive and loving.

A shit so large and solid, that it confirms the fact that the male g-spot is in the anus.

An adjective used to describe an object as having the characteristics that would originate from the organic, earth-loving, youth cultural movement centered around Eugene and Potland Oregon as captured in Portlandia. Examples: Birkenstocks are Oregonic, Smoking weed you grew in your parents basement is Oregonic, listening to obscure serentejo lyrics nobody has heard of is Oregonic. Putting a bird on it is Oregonic. Homemade Kambucha and fermented pickles are Oregonic. Writing a blog complaining about consumerism on a Mac is Oregonic. Telling your friends you are going to vote republican is not Oregonic. Secretly voting republican is Oregonic.

jerking off in a pool or body of water