Tonka Tits

A pair of unbreakable, industrial-grade pecs or breasts. Used when referring to a muscular person, with available diesel features such as a huge, grisly chest and cannons for arms. This person might also come equipped standard with tonka tits and two beast modes.

-Look at that guy on bench over there - he can't put that kinda weight up!
-Man's got tonka tits - yes he can!

Tonka Tits by Marcus Ginyard May 11, 2008

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Salute Jupiter

An Optimistic Individual.

A Very Very Very Grand Socialite.

Everyone Salute Jupiter when he come thru.

Salute Jupiter don't give one fuck

Salute Jupiter by JupiterSalute January 19, 2012

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fizzer

The - usually derogatory, although some fetishes are said to exist - term for a female, or the genitalia thereof, suffering from such a heavy yeast infection that upon ejaculation, the sugar content of semen causes a fizzing effect.

"So how was the party? I heard you and some blonde had chemistry?"
"I'll say. I was so drunk I didn't know she was a fizzer until it was too late."

fizzer by Urgomanic May 24, 2010

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Shit Monger

someone who enjoys "mongering" shit. They enjoy hoarding it and/or eatting the shit.

A Diss
the act of calling someone a shit monger.

ex 1.Dude look how dirty that guy is. you can tell all he does is like to monger shit.

ex2. guy1- your mom has a dirty gunt
guy2- fuck you your such a dirty shit monger.

Shit Monger by Shitties May 3, 2009

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Polly

A very wide penis or sometimes called, a chode.

He had a Polly and it got stuck.

Polly by fafdsfasdfasgwrh3h May 19, 2014

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Cuntillion

The coming out party for celebrity vag. The first time cooter gets shown getting out of a limo.

Did you see Britney's dress the other night? Neither did I, all I saw was vag as she got out of the limo, she was right on time for her Cuntillion

Cuntillion by AlanHarper February 26, 2009

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swag math

Scientific Wild Ass Guess

SWAG MATH- I don’t know the answer to this question so I’m just gonna have to use a Scientific Wild Ass Guess

swag math by GWAL27 November 18, 2017

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Urban Dictionary

Tonka Tits

Salute Jupiter

fizzer

Shit Monger

Polly

Cuntillion

swag math