Headless Drunkman
Headless Drunkman by SayLayersQuickly June 6, 2026
Urban Dictionary
Schmucker's Goober Jelly
Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").
One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!
Schmucker's Goober Jelly by QuacksO April 8, 2020
Lucy Fur
tobeh
symptoms of being a "tobeh" are strong feelings that consit of hip thrusting, mild humping, and playing table tenis with strange body parts, also know as the act of being "Penisie"
Other known symptoms are using Arctic Monkeys quotes in everyday conversations such as "Whateva that meeeeeans!" or "Slag" and also black vomit is a clear sign you have become a "tobeh".
Other known symptoms are using Arctic Monkeys quotes in everyday conversations such as "Whateva that meeeeeans!" or "Slag" and also black vomit is a clear sign you have become a "tobeh".
"Hey guys...I'm feeling "penisie" can you leave the room, or at least stay 30ft away"
"Okay tobeh don't make a mess..."
"Okay tobeh don't make a mess..."
tobeh by italiansaugage..saugage! January 15, 2009
hipyeeye
When somebody dresses like a hippy with piece signs and bright colors but is actually very conservative and country. These people usually try to be happy all the time even when being racist, or listening to country music.
"Have you met Lucy yet? She's a hipyeeyee."
"Yeah I noticed the piece sign necklace while she got out of her truck with the trump sticker"
"Yeah I noticed the piece sign necklace while she got out of her truck with the trump sticker"
hipyeeye by DavidScarn May 18, 2018
Edic
Edic by Peepeepoopoos August 18, 2020
Old Fashioned Dutch Baby
When one person squats over another person's face and defecates (takes a dump) on their forehead. This often occurs during a sexual encounter, but it does not have to.
Old Fashioned Dutch Baby by DebRi December 21, 2013