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jelly knocker 

when you kick a girl in the breast as hard as you possible can and then you take a shit in the newly made crater
yo bizatch, fuck you, im so mad i's about to give you a jelly knocker
jelly knocker by Anonymous April 2, 2003
Sophia is a Beautiful human being with her blue eyes and amazing short blonde hair she never stopes talking but some people love that about her. She’s always their when you need her the most.she is a very talented artist and loves weighting and reading when the book is interesting but she is so smart and is beautiful on the inside and out. She stands up to bullies and isn’t afraid to say something she is a strong but shy girl she has fashion skills and keeps her skin healthy and refreshed she had a few struggles in her life but try’s to always looks on the positive side she is just so AMAZING!
Person 1 hey who is that hot new girl. Brandon asked.
Person 2 I don’t know but is she an angel because I think I’m in heaven

Person 3 no you bops jealous girl says it’s that new girl Sophia
Sophia by Pfrankie April 8, 2021
a nickname for a very spindly and/or tall dog in place of its name, e.g. greyhound, whippet, lurcher..
- Can you get the dog in John?
- Sure. Spingus! Come here Spingus!
spingus by mrs-pinkel May 15, 2023

Rebecca Sharp 

will blow anyone for a stick of bubble gum. Also nicknamed loosey goosey. She is a total skank.
"theres Rebecca Sharp! Does anyone have a stick of bubble gum?"
Rebecca Sharp by Nobs2021 November 13, 2018

horny taco

Josh is a horny taco because he was bein a ass dat day throwin shit at me. Derogatory term of randomness.
shut the hell up you horny taco im tryin to copy da homework.
horny taco by anthonypoop February 7, 2008

Permashitshow

Permashitshow: Individuals who are generally more intoxicated than others, and thus make everyone else look good for not being so fuc*ed up.

They tend to sweat twice as much as others at the gym due to the immense amount of alcoholic substances in their bodies.
Julia and Lindsey are permashitshows; they get soo wasted.
Permashitshow by JL 4 LYF3 October 21, 2010
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