crimson kiss

A sexual act which involves a person performing oral sex on someone that is having their period then coming back up and giving them a kiss.

It was nice of Jim to go down on Betty, but she could have done without the crimson kiss.

crimson kiss by Sexysexissexy February 15, 2017

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Conor brown

Biggest bean in ferry looks like a stick gets burst in every fight, think he runs the show

YMD: aw naw it’s Conor brown am so para hardest boy walking towards us aw naw am gonna get hit by his bat that he pure holds

Conor brown by FUCK YER YMK February 16, 2020

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Jebba

The act of self sexual stimulation usually ending with a climax and release of tension.

Rich was fixated with Jennifer Love Hewitt's curvy anatomy in the movie 'The Tuxedo'. At commericial break he ditched into the washroom so he can be alone with his thoughts. He needed to jebba while the images of Jennifer were still fresh in his mind.

Jebba by Tune - Aaaah! May 13, 2005

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one eyed yogurt slinger

the male peepee in which he jizzes out of his "one eye" (meaning his wee wee.)

"oh man i touched chads one eyed yogurt slinger last night"

one eyed yogurt slinger by latisha bonquiqui December 13, 2013

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Soggy

(adj) Overweight person
(adj) Implies water retention issues in some circumstances

Dani, you are soggy. My mom said your mom thought you'd lose your baby fat but you haven't.

Soggy by C-A June 20, 2005

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gimpstart

Noun: an intentional attempt to make oneself look so pathetic to gain pity and create an emotional bond and an advantage over the intended audience/victim.

I used crocodile tears and a story about my dead dog as a gimpstart to get into Melissa's panties on our first date.

gimpstart by Butchbox November 27, 2023

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Rimjob

The art of having a squirming tongue tantalize your anal cavity. Quite revolting, really. See rim.

I gave my dad a rimjob. Now I am feared across the whole of my preschool.

Rimjob by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

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