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Cranberry Johnson 

He had sex when she was on her period now he has a cranberry johnson

Waffle tractor 

The Waffenträger auf E 100 is a German tier 10 turreted tank destroyer.

A proposal to mount a large-caliber antiaircraft gun on the chassis of the E-100 tank. The vehicle was to feature either a 128- or 150-mm guns with automatic loading system. However, the design project was never developed.
A collection of incredibly min-maxed extremes, the WT Auf E-100 has been a strongly influential tank upon the tier X metagame since its introduction to World of Tanks in the 8.9 patch and resultingly one of the most troubling to balance. Possessing autoloaded guns which do not share the traditionally poor gun handling characteristics of other autoloaders (and terminating a line known for stealth and traditional single-fire guns), this extremely visible tank is a monster of firepower that redefined the acceptable limitations for autoloader potential within World of Tanks. Outputting previously-unheard of 3360+ burst damage potential at its launch, the WT E-100 is not limited by an opponent team's hitpoint pool n 10 seconds. The WT E-100 is a tank that that never displays anything but brilliant performance: either brilliantly overwhelming, or brilliantly terrible. Unfettered by traditional TD limitations such as traverse, health pool, or view range, the WT E-100 is more self-sufficient than almost any other tier X TD in the game.
Oh and it has no armor whatsoever on the back of a turret so a tier 1 light tank can kill it.
The waffle tractor is another name for a tank that is good at destroying slow tanks but can easily be killed by a fast tank

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Waffle tractor by H4ck3r January 8, 2015

a good story 

a story that isnt too long or too short and ends up in a sexual encounter of an impossible but funny way. also has a short and often shitty ending that dosent relate to the story at all.
alright so this one time ian was in vermont and he was done snowboarding for the day so he headed home. on his way home he saw a moose and a naked chick with huge boobs and a great body riding on his back. she then asked ian if he wanted to fuck this moose with her. he politly declined but put out the option of fuckin him, she took the bait. once comfortable and naked ian proceded to fingering the mysterious woman. she wasnt acknoledging his fingers were even inside of her so he began to use his fist. when she responded witha moan of pleasure ian got excited and moved in further.but then she started bleeding. "stop fucking bleeding on my fucking arm you dumb bitch" ian exclaimed! now he was elbow deep in the slut and she was screaming and still bleeding for more. ian obliged and went shoulder deep therefore shouldering her. his outstreched fingers were protruding from her mouth when he was all the way in and she was loving every second. untill she started to choke. since she could not stop bleeding ian soo became grossed out and bored so ian popped her head off and she bled to death . now thats a good story.
a good story by Joe Boner May 10, 2007
Meet Pristha, a remarkable individual who possesses a unique combination of physical attributes and an uncanny resemblance to a fish. Pristha is tall and stands head and shoulders above most people in a crowd. Her athletic build is a testament to her dedication to an active lifestyle and her commitment to physical fitness.

When it comes to her appearance, Sarah's facial features bear a striking resemblance to those of a fish, creating an intriguing and distinctive visual impression. Her eyes, perhaps her most captivating feature, are large and expressive, reminiscent of the enchanting gaze of a fish swimming gracefully through the depths of the ocean. Their color, be it a shimmering blue or a mesmerizing green, adds an extra touch of allure.

Though Sarah's resemblance to a fish is a unique characteristic, it in no way defines her as a person. Beneath her extraordinary physical attributes lies a multidimensional personality. She is a rude and impatient individual, who normally has no comebacks when fighting against. Her dumb nature and infectious responses make her entertaining to be around.

Despite her dumbness, Pristha is a funny and (somewhat) kind friend once you get to know her.
Person 1: Pristha is so dumb, yet funny.
Person 2: I know right?
Pristha by Yesno29193 November 21, 2023
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''Oh yah I know Baylee. She's that energetic one...yah...she's, she's cute. ''
(I'm her friend but that's what boys think of just to clarify)
Baylee by qksdgkhbsg May 7, 2019

load eater 

someone that is overly complient to a bosses demands.
the new guy at work is a massive load eater
load eater by bastard squad August 30, 2006