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Urban Dictionary

jizzard wand 

The wand held by a Jizzard at all times, especially while watching hentai or browsing furry pics
Darker Jizzard: My jizzard wand holds the dreams of my people, thus, the dreams of my people are in my hands.
jizzard wand by Sand Acres July 16, 2016

--Space Slug-- 

Space slugs are colossal, worm-like creatures that reside within the furrows and craters of asteroids and airless planetoids. The slug's bizarre biology allows it to survive in the vacuum of space. Space slugs have been seen to grow up to 800 meters in length. The chaotic Hoth asteroid field is known to host such a massive specimen.

wa da fu? 

actually longhand for WTF; can also be written as "what ths fuck"; not to be confused with FTW
wa da fu you talkin' 'bout, Willis?
wa da fu? by TinGrin87 January 6, 2005

Crackshit 

A slacker, someone who is so stoned they can't, sometimes someone on crack, just an insult.
Person 1: hey look at that guy, he hasn't been in school all year.

Person 2: Ikr
Person 1: I think he's on crack.

Person 2: yup, he's a crackshit alright
Crackshit by Kezi December 13, 2014

successful sandwich 

When life comes in the form of success in a sandwich
I'm gonna arm wrestle my way to anarchy. Can't do that without a successful sandwich

Squagled 

A mix of spat and dribbled
Oh no I just squagled
Squagled by KOO KOO KROC December 14, 2019
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