Absolute Poo

A British expression, it’s used to describe something that is no good, rubbish or of poor quality. It’s a rather more polite way of saying totally shit.

“How did your interview go?”
“Absolute Poo!”

Absolute Poo by AKACroatalin August 1, 2015

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Jock

A slang term for a Scottish bloke

"that moonhead is a real jock"

Jock by Sie n Grev October 9, 2007

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Stafford

Rotting flesh found in the anus of a lepper.

That dude's mouth smelled like a Stafford.

Stafford by Steve Blax October 4, 2007

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Pewtch Bitch

A dirty, disgusting and repulsive female human being. Something the male species shouldn't have to be subjected to.

Jim, don't look now...but here comes one massively pewtch bitch

That pewtch bitch looks like she could chew an apple through a tennis racquet......eeeeewwwwww

Pewtch Bitch by jimsim March 30, 2011