Opposite of a Rat-Licker . Person who 'deathly' afraid of getting Coronavirus ( or ant other virus for that matter ). Will go to ANY extent to wear a mask 'anywhere' including their own back yard. Will pick up a pair of discarded underwear from the ditch and frantically hold it over their mouth and nose if they walk to their mailbox without a mask and noticed a car driving up their road.

A political infomercial used to sell a candidate

Spawned to life by Cracked and his Cracked Heads, a Marcel is one spectacular monocle wearing alien dudt. He can been seen around his carrot trees on Uranus, either sporting his cowboy boots or cruising around in his LTV pouting his luscious lips looking for dads to kiss and drinking butts. His hobbies also include rubbing his thin mustache with his muscular arms, and catching a sniff with his elongated nose.

short for Mississippi

Estimated 25 million kills by his name in the bible e.g. noahs ark and the to towns full of rapeists and shit estimated kills to the devils name 60 and some of those was a bet with god

n.-a the condition of being half dickhead and half cunt. An uber-asshole.