Max is hiliarous and has a joke for everything, he doesn't care about his teachers and he is secretly smart as fuck, he probably does better 90s than you and doesn't play console 😤

A woman that picks up men to take advantage of what they can get from them. Example: Free rent, food, drugs or money. When there is nothing to be taken, she disappears. Often from a man just getting out of a relationship or the relationship ended because she had her little grubby hand in it.
Digging through the remains of a ruined relationship for left over scraps. Often times a relationship she helped ruin.

Mailyne is a simply, loyal, hot and beautiful girl.

The feeling of being left behind and the last one standing in matching names/profile pictures with someone. Commonly associated with the name 'Euan'. Brought upon by a lyric in Wilbur Soot's hit song 'Your new boyfriend'

When your friend is coming to pick you up, instead of coming to the door, they text you to come out.

Driving Dyslexia: Cannot understand simple driving directions and will get lost no matter how many times they have driven to a certain destination