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The person who originated the first female wet dream. A prototypical genius, amazing at most tasks, and unparalleled in his sexual prowess.
Girl: I just had my first wet dream.
Boy: What did you dream of?
Girl: Ahsan
Ahsan by the_technician November 28, 2012

Party with the Germs 

Corona-virus forced, cruise-ship quarantine confinement--leaving only the "scurge" available as a source of entertainment.
Well, I'm stuck on this floating party-boat turned prison-ship for two fuckin' weeks... guess it's time to party with the germs; 'cause everyone else is either dead or dyin'...
Party with the Germs by YAWA February 15, 2020

Fuck Bomb 

When you release shit, cum, piss, snot, and puke from your body all at the same time. The after-effects are bleeding from the ears.
Oh my, Gary looks pretty ill. I think he's gonna fuck bomb.
Fuck Bomb by Armageddon125 February 1, 2008

the shoe 

An alternate phrase for the shit. Commonly used by Mormon and other teens who cannot use profanity. This is similar to a Profanity Loophole.
the shoe by BasharTeg July 28, 2003
To automatically blame the token black guy in the group for anything that may occur such as a siren from 2 km away, a car going off, someone saying, "hey where's my wallet" or anything related to crime, robbery, vandalism, surprise sex, or teenage pregnancy.
Kid 1: Look at this new iPhone my dad just got me!

Kid 2: Wow!

Guy 1: PUSSIES ON THE PAVEMENT! GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY, YOUR iPHONE AND YOUR DIGNITY.

Random observer 1: Those kids just got Neil'ed.

SAREMACLONNBEVELI 

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I invented and made and created and started SAREMACLONNBEVELI camera's on I. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
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