normal girl 1: Did you see Twilight in theaters?
normal girl 2: Yeah, but
Edward sparkled like The Labyrinth, the effects were kinda suckish, they didn't go in chronological order, alot of Jasper's screen time was cut, they didn't even mention he had a special power too, and there were too many fangirls screaming whenever Carlistle or
Edward Cullen got a close-up...
fangirl: I LOVE
EDWARD CULLEN!!!
normal girl 2: I might just go kill myself...