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aperteasing 

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When a mutual partner is flaunting and teasing your breasts or nether regions and you just want a piece of that... like an appetizer.
"I'm so mad at my boyfriend after the club last night... im so pent up... he wouldn't stop aperteasing me".

Apertease like a sexual apertizer.

Sexual apertizer(Aperteaser) is a person who

is tastefully on display... like someone who wears candy underwear or has whipped cream placed in specific areas of sexual interest. Like an apertizer behind a glass case... it looks appealing but you just can't have it;it leaves you wanting more!!
aperteasing by The_raj2021 January 8, 2021
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althio 

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althio by althio is cum February 19, 2021

coformist 

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a person who feels that to like a certain music/hobby/sport/thought, they have to dress, act, talk, and have fun exactly like everyone else who likes the same things. it is not really their fault, for society/MTV has pumped the notion into our head that to be cool you have to promote one of 10 or so set images. also people who lash out against "conformists" are only conforming themselves. it is impossible not to conform. there will always be a group of people with the same thought as you. big brother is watching....
my best friend is such a conformist! im gonna go run off and conform to some other group that hates conformists!
coformist by sam September 28, 2004

counter sunk turd

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This is created when biting the pillow and coping a large sausage up the date and taking it for the team
The sewerage workers encountered many counter sunk turds after last night's 'pooftas on parade' gay mardi gras.

ROCK OUT 

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Rock-ed outis a term used by a guys who comes out of the closet to others, its a slang word used by a group of men who pave driveways & letting others know you came out of the closet
He ROCK OUT to his family and they accepted him totally,those guys rock-ed out when paving the guys drive way.
ROCK OUT by earnee February 13, 2007

superleague 

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n. Any ill-founded short-lived disastrous concept. Like the soccer superleague.

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I’m thinking of marrying that aged stripper I fancy.

Sounds like a superleague mate.
superleague by gnostic3 April 21, 2021

NEZeni 

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Total newb. He sucked the bag when it was cool, and is in it now that it is not.
So this total idiot NEZeni comes on the forums and nobody really likes him...
NEZeni by Voshterkoff September 6, 2004
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