ifukdyermom's definitions

dick chicken

a chicken that looks like a regular fat-ass chicken, but has an oversized dick for a head.

Guy 1: OMG! What the fuck is wrong with that chicken?

Guy 2: Nothing, its just my dick chicken....

by ifukdyermom March 2, 2009

fucknut

When a man, while boning a girl, pushes it in so far that one, or both of their balls get stuck in the girl's vagina.

Haha. Look at that guy, he's got to wear a ball brace for his fucknut.

by ifukdyermom February 20, 2009

dragonforce

A band originated from London that epic fails compared to Firewind. They lack the ability to think of any new songs, so they reuse the same tune and words every time.

Shit, them dragonforce won't stfu

by ifukdyermom February 13, 2009

donkey punch

a fist put straight into the asshole

we were in a fight when the cheating fuck donkey punched me!

by ifukdyermom March 4, 2009

cuberboober

A spontaneous explosion of the ganetaila, causing the victim to die instantly. This disease only affects horny teenagers

Newscaster: Cuberboober has just surpassed cigarettes as the leading cause of deathe in American teens.

by ifukdyermom April 16, 2009

scientology

A load of bullshit started by a greedy Jew Sci-fi writer.

That nufag thinks that scientology is actually about religion? Its about giving your leader all of your money!!

by ifukdyermom February 10, 2009