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Northern Dragline 

When a Woman (nude) sits on a Man's forehead with her wet vagina and slides down the front of his face. Thus, leaving a dragline.
My wife Northern Draglined me this weekend and it tasted great !!

slimehead
Northern Dragline by Chevygrl May 10, 2012

The Raging Fireman 

Ingredients: Pubes, Penis, Bacardi 151, Computer, Lighter.

Time: 4 Months

Steps:

1. Let Your pubes grow out for 4 months.

2. Lightly soak your pubes in Bacardi 151.

3. Open Your computer and find whatever gets you off.

4. Right before you are about to explode grab your lighter and inflame your pubes.

5. Soak the flames with a giant load of cum.
Person 1: Why does Pete's Desk have burnt marks on it?

Person 2: He thinks the Raging Fireman is better an cocaine.

Rebecca Black 

A poor excuse for a singer; considered the newest female Justin Bieber counterpart, Rebecca sings a song about the days of the week and her love of "Fry-dey" where she has a lot of "fun fun fun fun". She has no concept of musical creativity, meaningful lyrics, or concealer since she has a huge zit on her right cheek throughout the middle of her music video.

Those who love Justin Bieber will love Rebecca Black. Those who don't (aka 99.98% of the world's population) will want to kick her ass EVERY day of the week.
"Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday/Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)/We-we-we so excited/We so excited/We gonna have a ball today/Tomorrow is Saturday/And Sunday comes after...wards/I don’t want this weekend to end." -Rebecca Black
Rebecca Black by samiam15141 March 31, 2011

Ken Boned 

When the media turns you into an Internet celebrity overnight, then systematically tears your character apart two days later after discovering you're a flawed human being - just like everybody else.
You might want to reconsider making that YouTube video. If it goes viral, you have a good chance of getting Ken Boned.
Ken Boned by ElectrikCoolaid October 14, 2016
A term used a lot now after the video game Among Us came out and has now become an internet meme...

Good luck
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sus by gojoAtitan March 16, 2022

sleepsurfing 

Surfing the web while effectively asleep.
I was surfing te web for one thing, when I finally woke up from my 'sleepsurfing' trance, I was on a site that was completely foreign to me with no idea how I got there.
sleepsurfing by G. Houck August 2, 2007
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