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Urban Dictionary

Scum Sucker 

Someone who gorges themself at the expense of the greater good. An extremely selfish person who does not agree with the greatest happiness principle. A person who consistently favors excess, especially at the expense of others. Narcissistic and egotistical people who believe they are superior to others, based on wealth, religion, education, culture, and other societal feature or random happenstance. A conservative republican in America.
Some dude: I can't believe a scum sucker like Bush could ever be elected to government office. Wow everyone probably thinks Americans are retarded.
Other dude: yeah guess what? You're about to witness a giant filth leech, king of all scumsuckers, by the name of Donald Trump, get elected president. More proof of American mental deficiency on a grand scale.
Scum Sucker by Mike Made Man September 16, 2016

Auto Episiotomy 

When you fart in such a way that your anus vibrates and is very painful that it feels like you just cut yourself a slightly bigger anus.
after burrito night I was surprised that I didn't have blood in my underwear after that auto episiotomy.
Auto Episiotomy by nemo72586 August 3, 2009

Crumpets 

A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.
Hey dude, me and you gona go eat some crumpets later?
Crumpets by Captn Luke December 9, 2008
Sack of Shit. When someone acts in a way that warrants calling him or her multiple Pieces Of Shit.
Yo, that Cali guy , Austin, planned the event but was 30 minutes late. What an SOS.
SOS by Chagramal March 23, 2017
Aesthetic that follows cues of cyclical time; a cyclical time aesthetic particular to high-context Southern European Catholic countries in the 17 and 1800's. Reflected in its successors including modernism (in particular art deco) and supermodernity (in particular neomodernism).
Philadelphia follows Baroque time in its case Italian design motifs reinforced by German architectural interpretations.
baroque by sandraxine July 31, 2017

broken dishes

Bad news bro, that girl you plan to marry already has broken dishes.
broken dishes by bagohdonuts November 21, 2010
one of the livest games to come out of milton bradley's board game line since topple
me and LaCourteous was finna play payday when bof we aunts made us go to Aldi and search for the cheapest sales on Good N' Plenty
payday by Big Country Kellogg October 21, 2008
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