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dirty Jasmine 

That's when a chick farts on your chin when you are licking her pussy.
Say Barney, I said, "I really think that Jasmine is quite attractive. Barney answered, "she is hot bro , but she farts during sex, I heard. No worries,"I said".Barney said, "Yeah but she farted on Blagov's face when he {Blagov the Russian) was cunnininglusing her vagina. I dont care, "i said, "i can deal with a dirty Jasmine."
Callum Defence League - St Mary’s hardest bunch of lads who pretty much run FY1 and FY2. No other group their age dare get in their way as they’re scared of the mythical one known as Callum Collier. Their main opps are known as ‘NWBF’
Some kid on road : Oh fuck is that the CDL !

His mate : Let’s get off quick I heard Callum’s after me
CDL by Fuldog June 8, 2019
Lynx definition: A guy who abuses streamer's signup and deposit rewards and bonuses.
THIS GUY IS A LYNX
Lynx by Samael <$#7765 February 5, 2024

Derailed 

1. During the act of doggy-style vaginal intercourse, the male, while recovering from a thrust, pulls out too far and his penis "accidentally" inserts itself into the girls anus.

2. An arctic map in the video game "Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2."
1.

"The other night my girl moaned some other guys name, so I derailed her. See if she does that again..."

2.

"Last night I was having some fun, then got derailed"
"You pulled out too far and got mud on your junk?"
"Worse. I got that shitty snow map."
Derailed by FunkyPunkyJunky March 20, 2010
When a fart from your anus passes through the labia
"Girl, why yo pussy smell so bad?" "Oops, it's cuz I varted."
Vart by Calibaby39 January 29, 2014
abbreviation for 'chuckle out loud', similar to 'lol'
col =)
that was a funny joke, col
col by sourwyrm December 2, 2004

Metaphysical Sciences

The rigorous academic study of things that, by definition, exist beyond the physical world, which makes data collection a bit of a challenge. It's the field where your laboratory is your mind, your primary instrument is intuition, and your control group is "people who haven't had the experience." Metaphysical sciences attempt to apply the scientific method—hypothesis, experimentation, conclusion—to phenomena like telepathy, past lives, and the feeling that someone is watching you (even when they are, in fact, watching you). Peer review is difficult when the evidence is vibes-based.
Example: "She claimed her degree in metaphysical sciences allowed her to quantitatively measure auras. When asked for her methodology, she said she 'just kinda feels it, you know?' Her data was considered statistically insignificant but spiritually very meaningful."
Metaphysical Sciences by Abzugal February 14, 2026
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