Trigger-licker

A guy/girl who has such a shitty attitude it's almost like they're committing involuntary suicide. It's as if they're begging or licking a/the trigger to get shot or robbed.

Can also be used:
"licking the trigger"
"triggabite" i.e. is a disease

Peacely McFleekston: Hey man. Chill out. You don't have to be so disrespectful.

Willy G: Fuck you, you clitch having ass marfakka. I dare YOU to try something on ME. That's right cause you's a punk and a pussy.

*Willy G charges after Peacely*

*Willy G gets shot*

Peacely: Trigger-licker picked the wrong peacemaker to mess with!

Trigger-licker by Tweaks the Boy March 13, 2017

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Vajaftashave

When after a smooth close shave, your lady puts her..um..lips to yours. How does one accomplish a balanced scent of Vajaftashave? First you must use a strongly scented shaving cream to shave regularly. Next, have an equally strong puss nestle on your chin, lips, 'stache or soul patch. By strong puss, I do not mean pee scented.

Travis: Hey Mishler! I see the 5 o'clock shadow has gone, and whats' that smell? Is that Old spice?

Mish: Nope that's Vajaftashave!

Vajaftashave by Rubia Main April 6, 2010

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Midge Mong

1. The perfect name to call a complete idiot who you unfortunately associate with.

2. The perfect term used to get someone's attention when they are ignoring you.

1. "Hey. Let me cruise your poker party this weekend."

"No one wants you there, Midge Mong."

2. "Hey. Hey! Hey!!! MIDGE MONG!!!!"

"What do you want nig nog?"

Midge Mong by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016

gelli slice

The cut above or near the eyebrow or upper cheek that an action film star always acquires at some point during the film. Named for the make-up artist who perfected the technique.

It's not really an action movie unless the hero gets a gelli slice above their eye.

I'm so mad, I'm about to give you a genuine gelli slice.

gelli slice by Kelli Bo Belly July 24, 2018

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Hes One

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Bro hes one please kill him

Hes One by Killasnsa September 8, 2025

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Yankees

The greatest team in the history of sports. Most World Series (26) and American League pennants (39) by far. More dynasties than any other team by far, including a back to back to back to back to back 5 YEAR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP RUN. Certainly way more than your team has won, hence the bitterness that permeates the definitions above. From Babe Ruth to Derek Jeter, the Yankees are, and always will be, THE BEST!!!

"Ballgame over, World Series over, Yankees win! Theeeeeeeeeeeeee YANKEEEES WIN!!!!"

"I won at darts so many times today, I feel like the Yankees."

"Yankees suck!"
"Really? How many championships has your team won?"
"Uhhh.....um...Yankees suck!"

Yankees by jadanyy March 15, 2009

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stussy

ubercool clothing brand that explores the middle ground between preppy and street and whose style embraces skating, grafitti and dj culture.

"damn daniel, back at it again with the white vans! stussy man"

stussy by Jdcd$$ August 31, 2016

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