ueli

Ueli is a person who always forgets his things, cannot walk, but who plays piano divinely

Person: Ueli, where are your shoes?
Ueli: hmm, i cannot find them

ueli by haramharam November 30, 2021

Twat Omelet

This is when you pour 2-4 eggs into a willing females vagina. You are to then beat/whisk them by having rigourous intercourse till the mixture reaches yuo prefferred consistency. The female is now asked to evacuate the mixture form her vaginal cavity into a waiting bowl or preheated frying pan or skillet (I suggest the bowl). Cook and enjoy!..

Variations include:

- Adding all the fixings: peppers, ham, onions etc
- Single or dual orgasm for more flavoring

Tim: "Carl's a douche, so I made him a twat omelet with more flavor, I told him it was european recipe I was trying"

Roger: "Did he eat the whole thing?"

Twat Omelet by Bccsah January 20, 2011

general grievous

1. the dumbest thing i have ever seen
2. destroyer of all hope that "revenge of the sith" might not be terrible.

1. oh my god why does it have four arms and use four lightsabers this is absurd
2. there goes all my hope that 'revenge of the sith' won't be terrible.

general grievous by ivan April 3, 2005