A complete idiot from a small hick-town who thinks he is smarter than he really is and lies about everything just to get more attention drawn to himself.

Abond is the walking meme of the high school. He always helps people out but sometimes he prioritizes other peoples needs over his. He’s not the smartest in the class but he gets at least a 7(raw score) in all his classes. He has his cool side that can get along with everyone in the room but also has his dumbo side where he can’t do basic arithmetic. Abond is a man who makes straight males question their sexuality.

A music style and subculture derived from "punk"
Often involves high vocals, acoustic guitar and emotional lyrics
An example of a mainstream emo band is Taking Back Sunday
Often, all the stereotypes that have something in common with Emo are lumped in with it, including Goth, Punk and Scene
The subculture often includes a specific fashion, including tight jeans, band T-shirts, and side-sweeping bangs.
Emo is probably the most often ridiculed "Highschool Stereotype"

A predictable way to get better prices in the direction he talks about in the next few weeks for stock markets, options etc. Do your own due diligence.

Naph: the action of a goose breathing fire in order to intimidate or attack its enemy, or the goose could just be naphing in general. The goose can attack a person, a dog, or a dragon. The flame cannot burn you but it will tear a hole in your soul.

similarly to many 'bad word' it can also be used when attacking someone

the rough hair on a girls pussy when she didnt shave for a few days.