Caught Red Handed

When fingering a girl, in a lowly lit room, and she starts menstrating. Once the lights come on, the dude observes that his hand, wrist, and maybe even forearm is covered in blood, therefore he was "caught red handed"

Dude, that chick was slamming, and I thougt that she was getting soooo wet for me, until I turned the lights on and realized I was caught red handed...total boner kill.

Caught Red Handed by scrandel January 16, 2011

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Justin

Justin is that asain guy who claims to be black, He is that guy who takes steroids .At the end of the day hes a fortune cookie he can be very helpful and caring. L rizz though. But he can give out great information and is very calm when he needs to be. He is smart with math(expected) Loves volleyball and have wonderful friends

ELVIS: whats 4503 times 13938
Justin: Let me think (2 minutes later) 62762814
TALL BLACK GUY:HOWWWWWWWW

Justin by A GUY FROM PHILLY November 19, 2023

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The Law of the Lemon

The Law of the Lemon — The first law and the first proof of the existence of sympathetic magic. This is an especially powerful illustration to use on a person who claims that magic doesn’t exist; that free will can overcome anything, and that magic will not work on them.

Have that person engage all five senses in the visualization of a lemon imagining every quality a lemon possesses. Infuse this memory with pleasant and unpleasant experiences that they associate with lemons. When the visualization becomes firm tell them to bite the lemon. At this point most people will experience a bitter taste in their mouth and they will salivate even though no actual lemon is there.

If the person does not salivate, you have unmasked a more powerful magician than you are.

Mess around and find out.

The first proof of sympathetic magic is The Law of the Lemon: if you engage the five senses in the visualization of a lemon and deeply imagine it’s smell, color, texture, and the sound of your hand sliding over the lemon you will salivate and experience a bitter taste in your mouth if I tell you to bite into the lemon once the visualization is well established.

Mess around and find out.

If you understand this law well, you can even curse someone’s balls and make their babies crosseyed.

The Law of the Lemon by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 15, 2023

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Fatboyism

Continuing a trend of eating a lot of food over a short period of time, when you know it is not in your best interest.

Bob displayed true fatboyism when he ate back to back to back at Chipotle, Five Guys, and Dominos, settling it all down with a pint of froyo.

Fatboyism by AlimonyBob November 8, 2015

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Bella Seigo

The literal personification of a cinnamon roll. She is so beautiful and sweet and kind and cheerful and cute. She doesn’t have a mean bone in her body

Synonyms: adorable pure innocent
Antonyms: bitch mean

Wow that girl is such a Bella seigo!

Bella Seigo by Luna-Night-2279 March 21, 2019

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Goose

A animal that lives to be a bastard.

Guy: *Calmly walking*
Goose: *Rampages after guy*

Goose by personinsidethemachine January 16, 2021

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3Zoner

A pretty girl who sincerely likes to be intimate in all three of the erotic orifices. She is not slutty or crude, but rather sexually aware and creative.

Al: "Man, you guys are going at it all the time. Aren't you worried it might become too routine?"

Tim: " Uh-uh. She's a 3Zoner. The possibilities are endless!"

3Zoner by LouLou604 July 25, 2010

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